Though your last dinner party included three of the five key ingredients to a perfect evening - good company, great food and plenty of wine – you missed out on two of the most important ingredients.

A burlesque striptease, and a young lady who can touch her toes.  

With her forehead.

Fortunately you’re invited to a dinner on Friday 25th November that will include all five. 

From London’s leading purveyors of burlesque cabaret - the Tassel Club - comes the “Indulge” dinner: an intimate fusion of food and entertainment set within Notting Hill’s Goode & Wright restaurant, for only 45 guests.

The evening’s seasonal, four course menu includes Jerusalem artichoke soup, hay and herb baked purple potato with pickled mustard seeds, roast rack of wild boar with truffle honey-roasted parsnip and caper raisin dressing and fig brioche with caramelised white chocolate and lemon curd. 

The fourth and fifth key ingredients to your perfect evening will come in the hourglass figure of the “tantalising titian-haired teaser” Sophia St Villier and in the twisted form of contortionist Pixie Le Knot who, we understand, will bend over backwards to entertain you.

Hilarious.

Note: Spaces are extremely limited, but tickets are currently available at £55 (dinner and show).