Three things cannot long stay hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth. – Buddha
What can stay hidden, however – which Buddha clearly knew all too well – are these secret restaurants in London, which you really have to be looking for to find…
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Kebab Queen | Covent Garden

Creating the ultimate diversion by using a critically acclaimed restaurant as its front, Kebab Queen is an intimate chef’s table hidden as a separate restaurant inside Maison Bab. Set behind what looks like an old kebab store front, you’ll need to push back the curtain to discover the kitchen and wraparound dining counter. And it’s directly onto this counter – essentially one long plate – that former Le Gavroche chef Manu Canales will serve your six course tasting menu… READ MORE
Details: Inside Maison Bab, Mercer’s Walk, WC2H 9QE | Book ahead
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Dans Le Noir? | Clerkenwell
While the restaurant itself may not be much of a secret, the food itself is – because once you’ve been greeted at the door, you’ll be ushered into an entirely pitch black room and served a mystery menu in the dark… READ MORE
Details: 30-31 Clerkenwell Green, EC1R 0DU | Open daily from 6pm
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La Bodega Negra | Soho

An illicit, tequila-infused, incense-smoking subterranean Mexican restaurant. Which, naturally, can be accessed through an unforgivingly authentic-looking Soho sex shop…READ MORE
Details: 9 Old Compton Street, W1D 5JF | Open daily
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Opium Cocktail and Dim Sum Parlour | Chinatown
Enter through an unassuming, numberless jade door hidden in the bustle of Chinatown to find a maze of different, stunningly decorated rooms spread out over three surreptitious floors of cocktails, dim sums and opium. Minus the opium. READ MORE
Details: The Jade Door, 15-16 Gerrard Street, W1D 6JE | Open daily from 5pm till late
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Brat | Shoreditch

Despite best efforts to remain low-key, being, as it is, discreetly tucked away on the first floor of a relatively non-descript warehouse, Brat managed to win head chef Tomos Parry a Michelin star within six months of opening. READ MORE
Details: First Floor, 4 Redchurch Street, E1 6JJ | Open daily from noon (no dinner on Sundays)
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Kitchen Table | Fitzrovia
An intimate, completely secret chef’s table seating only 20, where chefs prepare a daily-changing, double Michelin-starred menu before your eyes… and hidden from everyone else’s, behind a curtain in a hot dog restaurant. READ MORE
Details: 70 Charlotte Street, W1T 4QG | Open for dinner Wed-Sat, book ahead
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Garden Room | Leicester Square

Slip into this faceless building opposite Leicester Square tube, and you’ll find yourself… what bears an uncanny resemblance to a backpacker’s hostel. But head into the tiny lifts on the far side, head up to the top floor, and you’ll discover this cosy, candlelit spot with killer views, delicious Modern European dishes, and Bourne & Hollingsworth cocktails… READ MORE
Details: 10th Floor, Assembly Hotel, 27-31 Charing Cross Road, WC2H 0LS | Open daily 7am-late
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Rochelle Canteen | Shoreditch
Rochelle Canteen requires you first to locate a plain-looking door in a garden wall, secondly to ring the buzzer for entry, and finally to locate what bears the most resemblance to a critically acclaimed restaurant operating out of a former school bike shed on the other side. READ MORE
Details: School House, Arnold Circus, E2 7ES | Open for breakfast and lunch daily, and dinner Thurs-Sat
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Little Blue Door | Fulham

Hidden behind an entirely nondescript door on the Fulham Road – we’ll leave you to sleuth out which one – is the ultimate house party, with delicious food, drinks for a fiver, and Sunday roasts accompanied by the papers, snacks and board games. READ MORE
Details: 871-873 Fulham Rd, SW6 5HP | Open Wed-Fri from 6pm, Sat from 11am and Sun from 12pm
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Hill & Szrok | Bethnal Green
A mysterious dining spot that looks almost exactly like a butcher’s… because it is one. Only in the evenings, the large marble table at its centre gets wiped down, dolled up, and the place becomes a secret restaurant serving excellent seasonal grub. READ MORE
Details: 60 Broadway Market, London Fields, E8 4QJ | Open for dinner daily, plus Sunday lunch
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Mãos | Shoreditch

Essentially a private dinner party, where you can pick your own wine from the cellar, flit between the kitchen and dining room, and leave without asking for a bill. Except here, the food is all prepared by critically acclaimed chef, Nuno Mendes. READ MORE
Details: 41 Redchurch Street, E2 7DJ | Weekday dinners & Saturday lunches – book ahead
Last Updated: 17th January 2020 | Main image: Kitchen Table
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