Hattie Lloyd 06/02/23

Four Thieves

What do you get when you cross an arcade, a micro-brewery and karaoke?

Yep, reeeeally drunk.

Built in what looks like a derelict Victorian building in Battersea, Four Thieves is split over three levels: a pub and micro brewery on the ground floor, an arcade on the upper level and a private karaoke room (with its own stage) in the basement. The pub (where you can eat, though it won’t be the gastronomic delight of your year) features a touch of taxidermy, and a whole lot of booze (which you’ll be needing) including 8 house-brewed beers and a 70+ strong gin selection.

Upstairs you’ll find the games room….

four thieves race track

…a gluttony of entertainment consisting of “The Moonshine Raceway” (basically life size remote control car racing), old-school dance mats, a bunch of retro arcade games, skee ball, air hockey, aaaaand the world’s first in-pub virtual reality booth, inside which you can fire arrows off a castle wall, fly…. or shoot aliens.

Add to this an equally riotous programme of live music, bottomless brunch, pub quizzes, drag queens, burlesque and bingo with a presenter who is 80% quiff…

…and it’s a pretty hair-raising experience.


NOTE: Four Thieves is open daily from noon. You can find out more, and book, HERE.

Four Thieves | 51 Lavender Gardens, Battersea, SW11 1DJ

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Four Thieves

51 Lavender Gardens, Battersea, SW11 1DJ

0207 223 6927

8.0 | Great