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The Ned

The Ned | City Hotel Rooms, Restaurants & Bars

Last Updated: 7th September 2018

There are now enough Soho Houses to make a small, phenomenally wealthy village.

And by the looks of things, their latest venture – The Ned – might just be bigger than the entire thing. Taking over the Grade I listed former Midland Bank building in The City (designed by architect Edward ‘Ned’ Lutyens), it’s a whopping 320,000 sq ft, including seven (yes, seven) restaurants, two bars, two swimming pools (on the roof and indoors), a gym, a Cowshed spa, and over 250 plush bedrooms.

And the insanity doesn’t end there – there’s also a members club set on both the rooftop and in the basement in the original bank vault, which featured in Goldfinger as the setting for Fort Knox. Of course, Fort Knox is probably easier to get into, seeing as they’re running a totally separate membership scheme to the other Houses.

Luckily, there’s plenty to see as a punter too, so behold –  a virtual tour of The Ned.


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RESTAURANTS AT THE NED

On entering The Ned off Poultry, you’ll be ushered through the revolving doors by a pair of smartly turned out doormen into the grand, ground floor. Clad floor to ceiling in marble and African verdite (a forest green stone), it’s an awesome sight, with lofty, cathedral like ceilings, a domed skylight, and huge, double-height windows. There’s a host of original features restored from its previous life as the main banking hall – one of Lutyens’ descendants was drafted in to recreate the original lighting, and to the right as you enter, you can spot the chairman’s private elevator.

Besides a central bandstand (which, depending on time of day, might be playing host to an acoustic set or a jazz quartet), this floor is given over to The Ned’s many restaurants and bars. Here’s the lowdown…

Millie’s Lounge

Millie's Lounge - The Ned

Directly to your left as you enter, Millie’s Lounge is an almost 24-hour space, serving Anglo-American classics like fish & chips, lobster, and BBQ short ribs alongside English sparkling wines and craft ales. Offsetting those emerald columns with pink scalloped banquettes, it makes the perfect setting for their quintessential Afternoon Tea – and their not-so-quintessential Sunday Feast, which involves a sprawling, all-you-can-eat, blow-out buffet of breakfast treats, roast meats, lobster, oysters, salads, dessert and more, for £45pp. VIEW DETAILS

Cecconi’s

Cecconi's - The Ned

And to your right, you’ll find the deeper-hued Cecconi’s, an eastern outpost of the Soho House Italian resto. Set around a striking central bar, you’ll find polished wood tables and chintzy seating, perfect for sinking into to feast on tonnarelli cacio e pepe; sea bream carpaccio with baby mint; and this ludicrously sized veal Milanese. READ MORE

Malibu Kitchen

Malibu Kitchen - The Ned

Serving – unsurprisingly – Californian nosh, Malibu Kitchen caters to the health-conscious with superfood brunches, raw and vegan dishes, cured fish and meat, and tacos for emergency carb-loading. VIEW DETAILS

Lutyens Grill

Lutyens Grill - The Ned

Housed in the former manager’s office, this sumptuous wood-panelled dining room is dedicated to the grill. You’ll be able to see the menu working its way round the space, as almost everything is served from an old fashioned trolley, with fish filleted table-side and cocktails poured before your eyes… READ MORE

Zobler’s

Zobler's - The Ned

A bustling open kitchen set behind retro illuminated deli counters churns out the dishes at this thoroughly NY-esque deli. Set in the galleried East wing of the banking hall, it serves deli standards like smoked fish, herrings, Reubens, and cheesecake. Head there on a weekend for their bottomless mimosa-fuelled brunches, with eggs Benedict served on potato latke. VIEW DETAILS

Café Sou

Cafe Sou - The Ned

A relaxed, weekday pit-stop, Cafe Sou is essentially a traditional Parisian café tucked into a quiet corner of the bank, complete with terrines, cheese, red wine, and little lacy half-curtains on the windows. It’s a little grab-and-go (only the omelettes are made fresh to order), but it’s a pretty fancy one at that. VIEW DETAILS

Kaia

Kaia - The Ned

Commanding a long stretch of marble dining counter opposite Zobler’s is Kaia, an Asian-Pacific inspired eatery serving up poke bowls, sushi, and robata-grilled mains alongside sake and cocktails. Saturday afternoons are given over to an excellent afternoon tea, where you’ll find yuzu cheesecake, temari sushi and matcha black forest gateau served on a bespoke stand… VIEW DETAILS

BARS AT THE NED

No less grand an affair are The Ned’s two bars; one in the thick of the action with a front row view of the musicians (warning: this can be quite loud), the other a sophisticated bolthole full of vintage Champagne, hidden off from the main hall.

These are they:

The Nickel Bar

Nickel Bar - The Ned

Just left off the bandstand is The Nickel Bar, a suave, walnut bar island manned by suited barkeeps shaking up classic cocktails from morning till, well, early morning again. You’ll find American snacks (like pastrami cheese fries; salt beef sliders; and devilled eggs) and breakfast bar dishes to soak up numbers like the Double Nut Old Fashioned; made with Wild Turkey whisky, peanut butter, pecan, Mozart dark chocolate liqueur and aromatic bitters. VIEW DETAILS

The Library Bar

The Library Bar - The Ned

An intimate snug hidden away from the hubbub of the main hall, the close-quartered Library Bar boasts walls covered with antique books; decadent velvet armchairs; and a martini trolley that’s wheeled from table to table. And if martinis aren’t for you, there’s a library of classic cocktails made with aged spirits, rare cognacs and vintage Champagnes to pick from, too. READ MORE

 

THE NED HOTEL

And so, to the main event: the 250 stylish bedrooms they’ve packed into The Ned’s six residential storeys. They vary in size, from petite boudoirs to grandiose suites, and all score you access to the private bar in the basement vaults. Here’s what a stay at The Ned entails…

THE ROOMS

The Ned Hotel

Drawing inspiration from the 1920s architecture, the bedrooms are styled with a heavy dose of smoothly curving jazz age furnishings. Smaller rooms are kitted out with elegant wrought-iron or walnut, art deco beds; velvet armchairs and glorious rainforest showers (with Cowshed products, of course).

The Ned Hotel

Scaling up, the larger rooms promise grand four-poster or canopy super king-sized beds; panelled walls; minibars in vintage drinks consoles; and giant bathtubs that belong in stately homes. The suites, of course, are on another level entirely – quite literally in the case of the duplex, which has an original wooden spiral staircase in its midst. But both the larger rooms and the suites will also net you entry to the most exclusive part of the hotel…

THE ROOFTOP

The Ned rooftop

An unusual space winding around the sides of the building, The Ned’s rooftop is open only to members and hotel guests in the larger rooms. Here, you’ll find cocktail bars, two more restaurants with al fresco terraces (that can be covered and heated in cooler months), and a heated rooftop pool overlooking St. Paul’s Cathedral. Not too shabby.

The counterpart to Ned’s Club Upstairs is Ned’s Club Downstairs, which you’ll find in…

THE BASEMENT

The Ned - vault bar

The astute among you will have noticed the unusual door in the picture above. This is the entrance to The Ned’s Vault Bar & Lounge, set in the original bank strongroom behind a twenty-tonne, two metre-wide door. Inside, walls are lined with 3,000 original safety deposit boxes, while the space gets some home comforts in the form of more velvety sofas, cocktails, DJs, live music and a late-night Italian menu. Just be aware that a lock-in in this bar could turn out to be quite a serious affair.

THE SPA, GYM & POOL

The Ned barbershop

Also in the underbelly of The Ned are the plush amenities for hotel guests and members; namely a gentlemen’s barbershop, lined with wood-panelled walls and Victorian fittings; a hair parlour; a Cheeky manicure room; a swimming pool enclosed by verdite pillars echoing the ground floor lobby; a steam room; a sauna; a marble-clad, traditional Moroccan hammam; and a Cowshed spa offering facials, massages and even an intravenous drip service for people who find having tubes stuck in their veins relaxing.

Which, finally, brings us to the ned. Sorry, end.


NOTEThe Ned is now open. You can find out more, make restaurant or room reservations, and apply for membership at their website right HERE.

The Ned | 27 Poultry, EC2R 8AJ


The Ned


27 Poultry, The City, The City, EC2R 8AJ

020 3828 2000

£££££



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