Divine Proportions | A Truly, Literally Bacchianallian Underground Feast
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Divine Proportions

Divine Proportions

Divine Proportions | Underground immersive banquet

We don’t know much about Greek mythology.

It’s always been our Achilles elbow.

But the people at Shotgun Carousel certainly do. They’re a female led performance collective, and they’re putting on a Greek god-inspired banquet this month. It’s being held in the Vaults underneath Waterloo, and it’s going to be a immersive dining experience “Based on the story of Dionysus, God of Wine and Merriment”. In fact, it’s a modern re-imagining of the very real, very ancient ‘Bacchic Rites’, which involved an indulgent night of eating, drinking and wild dancing that took part as a religious ceremony.

Here, in the 21st century, your evening will start as you both literally and figuratively descend into the decadent realm they’ve constructed under the earth through “secret sparkling tunnels”. Here, you’ll be greeted by the priestesses of Bacchus, who will encourage you to “indulge in the smells, tastes and textures of visceral foodstuffs”. After making a quick ‘sacrifice’ (details are terrifyingly unclear on this part) you’ll then be ‘cleansed’ (er, ditto) before being led away to meet Dionysus himself, where the feast can start.

That feast will be a five-course truly, literally Bacchanalian affair which – if one were to close one’s eyes and try to picture a decadent & Bacchanalian feast – would look exactly like that. It’s going to be served up on huge gilded tables, and each course will themed after a specific Greek deity or idea, including:

  • The Cornucopia This will be the classic feasting table overflowing with food, including home-baked focaccia, caper berries, artichoke hearts, Olympic olives, virgin oil, balsamic, and honey.
  • Zeus The king of the gods gets juniper & beetroot-cured salmon (or honeydew melon), seaweed salad, shaved fennel, puffed amaranth, and toasted sesame.
  • Dionysus The god of the hour himself gets roast guinea fowl breast, orange saffron & cleriac puree, new caramel potatoes, honey doused carrots, romanesco hearts, and ‘red, red’ wine.
  • Hermes The messenger of the gods will be sending you a very boozy memo in the form of limoncello, lemon thyme, and Riesling liquor jelly.
  • Hera Finally, the wife of Zeus (and also his sister, which is one of the less weird aspects of their relationship) provides a sweet cap to the meal with caramelised white chocolate, count milk & Manuka honey ganache, berry granola, and ‘heavenly flowers’.

During the eating, you can expect a fairly racy cabaret-esque performance, and after the eating, there’ll be an afterparty with a few of ‘the darker celestial beings’ who, given the amount of mass you will have accumulated over the feast…

…will likely include you.

NOTE: Divine Proportions will be running from 14th September 2018 – 12th January 2019 (with previews from 11th Sept – 13th September). Tickets cost £35-£55 and are available HERE

The Vaults | Leake Street, SE1 7NN


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Divine Proportions


The Vaults, Leake Street, Waterloo, SE1 7NN

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